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Harry’s Facebook

lourrykisses:

I was looking through Stan’s friend list on facebook and found a facebook account named Dusty Styles. I thought it was ran by a fan but then I realized that it was Harry’s old facebook. I’m laughing so hard omg he was pretending to be a cat. Here are the reasons why I think it’s Harry

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(Source: youssthamaroccan)

slackerlackermotivation:

needs to be put up in every school 

slackerlackermotivation:

needs to be put up in every school 

(Source: yeah-yeah-the-oat)

pieofthelord:

drunk-doctor:

safaribrowser:

 

so um i emailed disney about this sorrynotsorry

You’ve done well

pieofthelord:

drunk-doctor:

safaribrowser:

 

so um i emailed disney about this sorrynotsorry

You’ve done well

(Source: verticalfood)

necrophilofthefuture:

buying fake followers on social media is like speaking to a crowded room except everyone is dead

peetasboxers:

either you put this many questions marks ???????????? or you put none

xoticcows:

THAT’S HOW THIS SCENE WAS MADE?!?

(Source: itsvondell)

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond)

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

daftpnk:


now hold on just a diddly-darn minute

daftpnk:

now hold on just a diddly-darn minute

(Source: onetinyhand)

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

(Source: bluedogeyes)

while eating food: hell yassss ne regrats i feel alive nobody can stop me now
the aftermath: shit im so fat why did i have to do that why can't just fucking say no god what's wrong with me, etc.

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me